What Love

Once upon a time 2 dear, dear friends found them selves traveling together. Along the way they came to a very narrow bridge over which only one person could pass at a time. As they approached the bridge their conversation went like this: "You go first." "No, you go first." "But I would rather you cross first and I can be last . I don't mind." "Really?" "Really." "But I don't want to go first. I'm scared!" "That's the reason you should go first. I'm looking out for the weaker sex." POW! "I am not the weaker sex. You are the weaker sex!" "I'm not taking that off no-body. Here," POW! "and take this!" POW-POW!! "Who do you think you're hitting? you, you beast!? Here take this!" POW-POW-POW!! "and this," BIFF-BIFF-BIFF!!! "AND THIS!" WAP-BAM and ZAP!!! Then she lovingly picked him up and carried him across the bridge. What love!!